but first

first, WHAT THE FUCK???

ok, I've just talked to 3 different offices and people:
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and at all three fucking places, the women telephone answerers were snippy with me. my question is, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR JOB, BITCH? isn't it to answer phones, make appointments, suck a dick from time to time? oh wait, no, if you'd sucked a dick you wouldn't be answering fucking phones you stupid cunts.

i know that sounds harsh, but when I call someplace with a few measly questions, don't act like your time is so important that I'm disrupting the fucking state of the union address or something. I understand "days of our lives" is on and you're trying watching it online and you're on your period, but shape up and be polite, courteous, and answer my fucking questions like it was the best damn thing you could be doing at that moment.

then again, I'm not the one stuck doing that shit, so maybe it really is that bad.