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what am i talking about down below? i don't even know. but my screen is still working (just the hinge holding it together is busted) and my space bar is working better now. i'm drinking coffee, have a loaf of banana bread in the oven, and am finally working successfully from my room, something which has been impossible thus far, especially in doing school work. you see, rather than use the greatest-invention-to-date (aka the internet) for intellectual, scholarly research, i instead choose to watch viral videos of guys failing to do back flips off of roofs, news reporters getting taken out by sledding kids and baseball statistics. so in my 6 short years of consistent internet usage i'm more addicted to the random and dim-witted nonsense the internet provides in excess, rather than utilitzing it's all powerful technique of spreading information faster than ANYTHING we as a species has ever encountered. journalists, authors, opinion writers have a new medium to display their ideas, and credentials are as futile as a can opener on a submarine. wait that actually might be useful, as long as they don't toss their garbage out the deck into the sea. oooh by the way, if 100 or so brave souls are able to raise like 2 millions (typo but i like it, USD ($) that is) then they're all gonna float out to the floating swamp of plastic and trash that's floating in the pacific ocean and hopefully (lord willing) set up an operation that will convert it into diesel fuel. which seems ironic but actually nobel/honorable/etc, if only the government would pay for it. which would be what, .02% of a week's spending on the current war? i hate this country quite often.

from such

great heights as these no one could look down without
seething seeing superior topics as these certain things.
question:

adult content

so i was just asked if i wanted to enable an "adult content" warning for my blog, so i decided i'd add three of the most offensive statements possible at the top of this entry:

i believe in astrology, and that it is the foundation for all of today's religions. therefore, any reference to beliefs or "information" prior to the discovery of the actual size of our universe i deem irrelevant. excepting of course the actual study of astrology, which is still relevant (and everything based on astrology, which actually contradicts my previous statement, but i guess i'll clarify it to "belief claims ignorant to the truth of its origins" as what i claim irrelevant, but even this leads to obvious contraditions, in which case i stand by neither statement) though actually not. ha!

fuck, shit, bitch, piss, ass, dick, pussy, gay, fag, dyke, clown, retard - these are the first swear words which came to my mind, and though i'm not against screening their usage (i used to be terrified to utter even one in a sentence, and received a "time out" for using the first one in reference to a puzzle which i couldn't finish) i do believe they lead to simplified and unspecific verbiage in general.

if god is dead, then i am the second coming of jesus. this statement clearly has potententially offensive implications, but my screen just broke nooooooo ok bye.