so i was just asked if i wanted to enable an "adult content" warning for my blog, so i decided i'd add three of the most offensive statements possible at the top of this entry:
i believe in astrology, and that it is the foundation for all of today's religions. therefore, any reference to beliefs or "information" prior to the discovery of the actual size of our universe i deem irrelevant. excepting of course the actual study of astrology, which is still relevant (and everything based on astrology, which actually contradicts my previous statement, but i guess i'll clarify it to "belief claims ignorant to the truth of its origins" as what i claim irrelevant, but even this leads to obvious contraditions, in which case i stand by neither statement) though actually not. ha!
fuck, shit, bitch, piss, ass, dick, pussy, gay, fag, dyke, clown, retard - these are the first swear words which came to my mind, and though i'm not against screening their usage (i used to be terrified to utter even one in a sentence, and received a "time out" for using the first one in reference to a puzzle which i couldn't finish) i do believe they lead to simplified and unspecific verbiage in general.
if god is dead, then i am the second coming of jesus. this statement clearly has potententially offensive implications, but my screen just broke nooooooo ok bye.
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