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what am i talking about down below? i don't even know. but my screen is still working (just the hinge holding it together is busted) and my space bar is working better now. i'm drinking coffee, have a loaf of banana bread in the oven, and am finally working successfully from my room, something which has been impossible thus far, especially in doing school work. you see, rather than use the greatest-invention-to-date (aka the internet) for intellectual, scholarly research, i instead choose to watch viral videos of guys failing to do back flips off of roofs, news reporters getting taken out by sledding kids and baseball statistics. so in my 6 short years of consistent internet usage i'm more addicted to the random and dim-witted nonsense the internet provides in excess, rather than utilitzing it's all powerful technique of spreading information faster than ANYTHING we as a species has ever encountered. journalists, authors, opinion writers have a new medium to display their ideas, and credentials are as futile as a can opener on a submarine. wait that actually might be useful, as long as they don't toss their garbage out the deck into the sea. oooh by the way, if 100 or so brave souls are able to raise like 2 millions (typo but i like it, USD ($) that is) then they're all gonna float out to the floating swamp of plastic and trash that's floating in the pacific ocean and hopefully (lord willing) set up an operation that will convert it into diesel fuel. which seems ironic but actually nobel/honorable/etc, if only the government would pay for it. which would be what, .02% of a week's spending on the current war? i hate this country quite often.